Ahhh, screw it. This applies to life in so many different ways. In this case, more so the wine variety. This tea towel was definitely an instant customer favorite. Let your guests know right away where you stand on the issue of opening the wine or not. Let's just get this party started shall we? This towel is 100% Cotton Flour Sack fabric, measures 26"x 26", is pre-washed and lint free. The design is printed directly onto the fabric so the design will stand the test of time and washings. And well, it's hilarious!